Easley in the house say yeeaahhh!! Am I raking or am I raking? I try to keep the number of chicks I'm banging consistent with my RBI totals, so I got a lot of work to do this week.
What's my secret? Well, I been seeing this balls to the wall little white lady, Debbie. Met her at a bar I likes to keep it real at. Anyhow, after my shit broke up with Alyssa Milano, I been looking for a new ladyfriend. Then Debbie walked into my life, yo.
She's real up-front the way I likes em, with big hair and a big ol badonkadonk. Said she just moved back to the city with her jerk-off husband, very sucessful but hooked on some drug she didn't want to talk about. He don't pay her no mind, so she can go out whenever she wants. She takes care of herself, and has a hobby, sewing rhinestones into clothing and hats and then trying to unload the stuff on the internet. A real entrepreur, and we can talk about our business shit, seeing as I am also a businessman, selling Herbal Supplements from my van. Anyhow she said she could "dazzle" my jacket if I wanted, but I sez why don't you "dazzle" this!
Sunday, May 13, 2007
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