Easley in the house say yeeaahhh!! Am I raking or am I raking? I try to keep the number of chicks I'm banging consistent with my RBI totals, so I got a lot of work to do this week.
What's my secret? Well, I been seeing this balls to the wall little white lady, Debbie. Met her at a bar I likes to keep it real at. Anyhow, after my shit broke up with Alyssa Milano, I been looking for a new ladyfriend. Then Debbie walked into my life, yo.
She's real up-front the way I likes em, with big hair and a big ol badonkadonk. Said she just moved back to the city with her jerk-off husband, very sucessful but hooked on some drug she didn't want to talk about. He don't pay her no mind, so she can go out whenever she wants. She takes care of herself, and has a hobby, sewing rhinestones into clothing and hats and then trying to unload the stuff on the internet. A real entrepreur, and we can talk about our business shit, seeing as I am also a businessman, selling Herbal Supplements from my van. Anyhow she said she could "dazzle" my jacket if I wanted, but I sez why don't you "dazzle" this!
2 comments:
Damion, you are breaking my heart. Don't you know that Debbie is sleeping with one of your teammates?
It really is sad for indivduals as yourself don't have much to do with yourself that you try to bring same on such a respectable man. You hun are defenantly not Damion Easley and need a life. First of all Damion is from NY but doesn't speak as you do.Damion doesn't even say YO nor does he curse. He is a GODLY man and also a ONE WOMAN MAN.He loves his wife dearly. For people as yourself we will have to pray for you. It would be funny if you know him and was Hating on him becuase of his accomplishments. You sure do have a lot of time on your hands to set up such a SICK blog. You need help and God...
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