If you are still confused, use this chart:
Bernie Williams
Yankees don't want him
Candy-ass
Soft
Hangs out with Yanni
whiter than Andy Richter
just as soon as serve you coffee
Released an album called "The journey within"
Me
Mets
bad ass
Hard
I keeps it real
Proud of my heritage
just as soon as break you in two
Released album called "I f**ed your daughter's face"
Just look at this guy:
Also, I am definitely not Damian Miller! Markymark-lookin muthf**ker!
Goddamnit!
3 comments:
Are you aware that your manager and your friend the man Valentin have a blog too? Oh yeah and that other guy, David Wright. You go boy!!!! Keep blogging during the year. I want to know all about you. Where do you eat dinner? Do you hot tub? Ask jose for my number when you come to Milwaukee in August, baby.
Yeah easley hit that slumpbuster clarisetta when the Mets smoke the Brewers this year.
DAMION EASLEY DOESN'T CURSE, SMOKE, NOR SLEEP AROUND... HE IS FROM NY BUT DOESN'T HAVE THE ACCENT NOR DOES HE TALK WITH SLANG... WHOEVER MADE THIS BLOG PAGE YOU NEED A LIFE 4REALLLLLLLLLLLL...
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